Actually, when something is important and he wants to get her attention, he does actually call her Temperance. Just FYI. What you should have a problem with is if he calls her Tempe. Or when she calls him Seeley.
My husband is in deep shit when he gets home. Apparently, sometime before he left for work, he switched around all of my bookmarks in my phone. My tumblr link takes me to Facebook. Facebook takes me to LiveJournal. LiveJournal takes me to tumblr. Gmail takes me to twitter. Twitter takes me to gmail.
There’s no overhead light so we have lamps everywhere
There’s also no overhead fan, which is the dumbest idea ever when you live in Texas
Douglas killed a huge scorpion in there a few days ago
We have guns under the bed
9 facts about my family
I’m related to Chuck Norris. This is no shit. His mom, Wilma was from Ryan, OK. A huge part of my family is from that area of OK. And Wilma actually paid for my mom’s parents’ wedding rings.
We have a lot of Native American blood in us. My mom’s mom is full Cherokee.
They are nosy. If you have a secret, it isn’t secret for long.
Douglas’ parents live a few miles away
My parents live in OK
I have an aunt who needs to go to rehab and get the quality help that I was able to get when I was addicted to pain pills. I love her so much, but our relationship is not what it used to be because I’ve been where she is and she doesn’t want to accept my help.
A lot of my family are farmers and have wheat and cotton fields, cows, horses, donkeys and chickens.
family reunion at the beginning of July every year
There’s a family recipe for salsa that will burn the taste buds off of your tongue and leave scar tissue. (Douglas cried when he first had it.)
8 facts about my body
natural blond hair
Eyes like ED’s. You can’t always tell what color they really are because they change… a lot. Mostly they’re an icy bluish with a hazel ring around the pupils.
Currently sporting a bitching tan from my honeymoon. It’s fading fast, but it’s there. I’m usually really white.
Pregnant. 11 weeks and 2 days
I only have one ovary. My right ovary was claimed by a large tumor in September of 2007.
7 facts about my childhood
My dad was a Marine. We moved a lot.
I was born in Japan
My sister, Carleigh, was born in Los Angeles
Slinkies were my favorite things ever
I was in a bus accident in 3rd grade
I was a 90s Nick kid. I never watched the Disney channel.
I sewed my first dress in 3rd grade in an after school care program for girls.
6 facts about my hometown
Jessica Simpson was born here
Today, July 28th, is the 49th day in a row that we’ve had 100º+ temperatures. The old record, 46 days, was set in 1934. Last year we only had 16 total days over 100º. Texas = Bipolar.
1,790 feet above sea level.
From here, it’s 160 miles further to the southernmost tip of Texas than it is to the northernmost part of Oklahoma straight north of here.
We have a lot of cows
Mentioned in an episode of Angel by Fred.
5 facts about my best friend
Her name is Hannah
She has two horses and a bulldog
Obsessed with True Blood
4 facts about my parents
They are still together— 28 years
My mom has brown eyes and my dad has blue
Me and my mom don’t always get along
They are excited to become grandparents
3 facts about my personality
2 facts about my favorite things
That was pretty vague, huh? It doesn’t say to reveal what my favorite things are…so, if you want to know, you have to ask.